Well, if you’re sick of seeing those enormous bags of Halloween candy on the retailers’ shelves, it’s probably because they’ve been there since before the kids started back to school in August! Yowza! For anyone with a sweet tooth there’s nothing more frightening.
When I weighed 350 pounds, I loved when the candy came out that early. I was the first one to purchase an assortment of Hershey Minis, Reeses Peanut Butter Cups and, of course, Snickers. Unfortunately, my large bowl of assorted favorites had to be replenished over and over again long before October 31st. Here’s the real sad thing – because of the narrow country road on which we live, we’ve never had a trick or treater in twenty years we’ve lived here. Who was I really buying all that candy for? You guessed it. Moi.