After a lifetime of searching, I finally found the secret to happiness … broccoli. Well, maybe broccoli and a little cauliflower. It sounds crazy, but this theory is based on valid scientific research, or as valid as scientific research can be.
Revolutionary “findings” by economists at Dartmouth University and England show that vegetables and fruits can boost your happiness level. I don’t know why economists conducted this study, which seems more appropriate for psychiatrists and fertilizer manufacturers, but they probably figured the economy is so depressing we have to find happiness somewhere besides consumerism and reality TV.